"Indeed. Turnoi is dead right there. Yinchuan is a place to avoid perhaps..."

Don't forget, don't mention the war or do any humorous goose steps, they don't like it up em! No sense of humour at all.

By the bye, you shouldn't start with 'indeed' then 'dead right'and go on to end with 'perhaps' However, you could get away saying 'Yinchuan is perhaps a place to avoid" (even that's a bit iffy)

Look forward to returning to our happy exchanges when we are resettled in our respective countries- you in the Fatherland and me in the spittoon.

No, they are mean and greedy over there and will delay your pay until you have become a sheep. Then, they will pay and feed you with grass and hay; it's significantly cheaper for them than handing you a couple of Renminbis...LOL

And by the time you leave Yinchuan you will feel as if the whole world owes it to you to feed you grass and only grass, for that is in your brainwashed belief to be the highest form of honor and civilization for humans.

By then you'll also believe that the close minded, ignorant, arrogant, pompous attitude of the locals will be how people should behave. You expect the world to treat you in such a way or else you will feel offended ha!