Hey fellas, how about taking a break and crackin' some jokes.
Let's sit and laugh/smile even for a while.

RESET BAIT
A man and his wife were on a holiday. They went for a sail.Unfortunately
the wife fell overboard and was drowned. The man asked the pier-master
to let him know if her body was found.
Two weeks later he received a wire saying, "Body recovered yesterday
covered with crabs. Send instructions." The man sent a wire back
saying, "Sell crabs, send the money, reset bait."

THE COST OF MARRIAGE
A little boy asked his father, "Daddy, how much does it cost to
get married?"
And the father replied, "I don't know son, I'm still paying."

WHO IS THE LAZIEST
Father: Well, Tom, I talked to your teacher today, and now I want to ask
you a question. Who is the laziest person in your class?
Tom: I don't know, father.
Father: Oh yes, you do! Think! When other boys and girls are doing and
writing, who sits in the class and only watches how other people work?
Tom: Our teacher, father.

A SILLY FATHER
Mr. White was watching TV when his eight-year-old son came into the room.
He cried, "Father, my grandpa just now slapped me in the face." Hearing
that, Mr. White became very angry. And then he suddenly boxed his own
ears heavily and said, "You beat my son and I dare to beat yours."