and here are some more

TWO MEN
A party of visitors were being shown round a lunatic asylum. They
came across one individual in the grounds, with wild eyes, dishevelled
hair, feverishly endeavouring to catch flies and keep them in his pocket.
"His was a sad case," said the attendant. "Whilst he was at the war his
wife abandoned his home and ran off with another man."
"Terrible," said a visitor.
Presently they came to a padded cell, in which could be heard a raging
as of a wild beast.
"That's the other man," said the attendant.

I WORK FOR 7up
Four best friends met at the hospital since their wives were giving
births to their babies.The nurse comes up to the first man and says,
"Congratulations,you got twins." The man said "How strange,I'm the
manager of Minnesota Twins." After a while the nurse comes up to the
second man and says,"Congratulations,you got triplets." Man was like
"Hmmm,strange I worked as a director for the 3 musketeers." Finally,
the nurse comes up to the third man and says "Congratulations,you got
twins X2. "Man is happy and says, "Ironic, I work for the hotel 4
Seasons." All three of them are happy until they see their last buddy
jumping all over the place,cursing God and banging his head on the
wall. They asked him what's wrong and he answered, "What's wrong? I
work for 7up!

NOTHING NEW
A history teacher and his wife were sitting at a table, the wife asked,
"Anything new at work?" He replied,"no,I am teaching history."