miffed
- 2011-12-14
oopppssss....I can't see the joke on this post.
maybe the joke is on us, filipinos...no problemo!
hey, here's a joke about 4 proud filipina mothers.
The filipina mothers of four priests got together and were
discussing their sons. "My son is a monsignor," said the first
proud woman. "When he enters a room, people say, Hello monsignor."
The second mother went on, "My son is a bishop. When he enters a room,
people say, "Hello,Your Excellency."
"My son is a cardinal." contnued the next one. "When he enters a
room, people say, Hello, Your Eminence."
The fourth mother thought for a moment. "My son is six-foot-ten
and weighs 300 pounds," she said, "When he enters a room,
people say, 'Oh,my God.'"
San Migs
- 2011-12-13
And in the phillipines?
Where did YOUR democracy come from?
That's right, the US of A.
Or would you have preferred the russian model?
miffed
- 2011-12-13
and another one:
SAY ANYTHING FREELY
An American is visiting Russia, and there he saw all the secret police,
and the people were scared and didn't smile.(That was before,I don't
know how it is now.)
So the American said,"What's wrong?" He said to his friend, "What's that?
You dare not say anything. In America,we can criticize the president and
government anytime we want. We are free to criticize them anytime, about
anything."
So the Russian friend said, "Yeah, here we're also free to criticize the
American government and its president anytime."
The Druide
- 2011-12-12
Here is another joke about the police in the former Soviet Union:
(Q = Question, A = Answer)
Q.: What does it mean if a policeman has got only one stripe on his uniform?
A: It means he can read but cannot write.
Q: What does it mean if a policeman has got two stripes on his uniform?
A: It means he can write but cannot read.
Q.: What does it mean if a policeman has got three stripes on his uniform?
A: He is he highest ranking, and he only knows somebody who can read and write but can't do it himself.
Very intelligent person...LOL
miffed
- 2011-12-12
Don't miss this one.
IT DOESN'T MATTER
In a hotel conference somewhere, the receptionist was asked to
assist guests on the filling in of the information sheet. A guest
covered from head to toe arrived.
RECEPTIONIST: excuse me,name please?
Guest: ahmee
Receptionist:sex?
Guest: 2 times a day
Receptionist: no,no,no I mean male or female?
Guest: oh..it doesn't matter, sometimes even camel.