The problem is making the little horrors like you, I suspect you are very good at that. I find a downloaded lesson plan about Mr Bean and have them fill in the blanks while watching a dvd rip of said episode of mr bean is best way to kill a class. The little horrors seem to like the british [edited] a lot.

Hahaha. You can get a lot of language out of a Mr Bean showing actually. I let them watch an episode and then make them explain what happened and what Mr Bean would have been thinking. It's very useful to elicit some oral English- and oral English is why we should be in China.

Beelze is an excellent teacher - he is speaking Chinese in class and tries to pick up more to improve his Chinese. So, his students will never make any mistakes in English because of lacking the opportunity to do so. In that, Beelze is a role model for all other FTs to follow.....Hahahaha

At least I spend more time in the classroom than your standard grumbling FT who seems to spend more time doing runners because he finds a spider in the bath, or the AC doesn't issue forth essence of rose bud. However, you are right, the students and how much they learn is not a big priority for me...never had any hate mail, accusations or bad feelings from them though, like some FT's.