I see you haven't destroyed your ugly and useless Linux machine yet. I will send a request to Microsoft to sponsor a Windows machine for you since you seemingly cannot afford one.

Microsoft already(at its Western customers expense) sponsors the whole Chinese nation in allowing them to use their fake Windows. Microsoft did feebly make a few screens go black in Beijing but they bottled out and gave in like Google did. If you want to stick with a company that gives way to pressure and doesn't protect the interests of its Western customers, well, continue into the darkness hahaha.