Strewth mate, who is this wanker bloke you are ranting on about?
You and this fella must have had a right blue for you to be banging on about it on here through your pc keyboard like a limbless wretch.
If this huomian master fellow is this wanker bloke you claim, well he is certainly the sharpest pencil out of you two. He seems to run rings round ya and get your goat every time. He is no flaming galah that is for sure pal!

I was wondering the same. After some research I came up with a name. I believe that WANKER must be pinyin for a geezer known as 'Woodbine Willie' I have reason to think that this is his likeness.