Agreed, I smell a rat too. Peter won't respond in my view. Anyway, let's see if he actually does.

Phew, are they all ill or is this a case of mistaken identity? I only wanted some advice! This and the last post is the first time I have been near any sort of forum, and that was only by accident. I have applied for a job in my wife's home city of Tianjin

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yumingjiaoyu88@yahoo.com

yumingjiaoyu88@hotmail.com

Office Tel: 86-22-23394188

Mobile Tel: 86-13821439769 86-13821469919 86-13672076518

Fax: 86-22-23394188

Postcode: 300021

Add: Room 550,Nanmenwai Street No.9,Heping District, Tianjin, China

so I googled to check them out and your forum was popping up everywhere. I may accept the job as at 10,000 yuan it's the same as what my father-in-law wants to pay me for speaking to his customers, all from Europe and America in English. He has an export business. Both jobs come with a flat; although the latter would become ours, and a car is thrown in. I don't know maybe I should bury my pride but I think I won't and will work for above school. 10000 which is only £250 a week is less than what I get at Tesco though.

I have been through a similar situation and therefore want to share my experience with you.

Pretty soon now we will be going to China, initially to attend a wedding celebration for her family. Her family who are well-off want me to work for them and say they can get all the legal requirements done for me.

That's great! You should do your best to be drunk all the time, only that will make you an entertaining person. Ask the family whether you could contribute financially to share in the costs they might have in bribing Chinese officials to get your paperwork done. They will be grateful and happily accept.

The thing is this, I value my independence so was thinking about teaching English which I am not qualified to do really.

No qualifications and credentials in China needed really. If they ever ask for a piece of paper, hand them a tissue and tell them that's a degree document from the Royal Society of Arts. They will believe everything as long as you are good at telling lies.

I do have a degree in art though..not much good eh??

Oh, that's pretty good actually - whether fake or real doesn't matter. But you should add a bit of cheese pizza to the document to make it smell better.

My plan is this because I just do not want to work for the in-laws.

Pretty good idea. Then just work for the outlaws - like panda bears, drug dealers, pickpockets, crocodiles, etc.; they all would really need your help!

I am going to ask Tesco (British supermarket) for a year's leave of absence.

For heaven's sake, don't ask and tell them! They will lock you up in their smelly WC because they can't afford to lose you since you were their dearest doorman, licking the shoes of the big boss each morning when he came in for work!

In essence, let me add that stupid questions deserve stupid answers. And I sincerely hope I could help you out.

Cobby

Agreed, I smell a rat too. Peter won't respond in my view. Anyway, let's see if he actually does.

Nice try but in vain. You are just phishing for personal info on other posters on here; we have had a similar post like that on here before.
Marry a nice panda bear lady from Yunnan instead, no problem......hehehehehehehehehe