I bit of spare time now as I've just had dinner so I will reply.

Blimey, that's a good put down- nicely scathing, nicely contemptuous and arrogantly English at its best hahaha! I'm going to try that!

Wish you well in your restaurant; where's it situated? Do you cater for up market FT's like SB and serve spaghetti&squid washed down with Nescafe cold coffee or tea with ice? hahaha, only joking lol.