Okay... Sorry had to go and teach...

Here are some more ideas about living in this country...
It's a real "Barrel of monkeys"

Remember ... Chinese people are a little bit different than the folks at home.. (part of why you came right??)

Try some of the local food. So maybe sea cucumbers are not your thing, but I find China has an amazing variety of food choices.

If you date the Chinese-Ok really there is every kind of person here nice ones, bad ones , downright dirty ones, pious christians, Muslims,buddhists, Taoists, bet they even have rosicrucian if you know where to look haha So if you get in a bind IT IS YOUR FAULT! YOU ASKED HER/HIM out right... Same as back home.

So remember grasshopper, China is never boring! So have a good time

Gotta go drink some goood Qingdao beer ...