Your love affair with Pattaya has some similarities with a very old widow I met in Malta years ago. I was on holiday there, as was she. Hwever, she was there for 6 weeks, and the cost of her hotel plus meals plus everything else equalled what her heating bill would have been back home in freezing England during Christmas and New Year. She told me she loved Malta and she did this every year.

A cold spell in Blighty can mean the premature deaths of many OAPs. The fact of the matter is many of them can't afford to heat their houses! The government is blamed for this by many people.

I guess Turnbull ain't the only one who deserves a hard punch on the nose!