Dear comrade, the central committee of this Board's Communist Party has decided to pass judgment on you for your undisciplined remarks below undermining our common cause, communism. It's totally false what you claim in your sectarian statement below. The left-wingers are still there, especially Sister Fifi with her motorbike. She now turns left with her motorbike to meet you and invite you to the next meeting of the party's central committee where you will be expected to deliver a statement of self-criticism for the damage you have done to our common political cause.
Regards,
Wladimir I. Lenin, Secretary of the Central Committee

However, the only reason that this forum is more left than right is that your comrades stay away.

I wonder what type of bike Fifi has got? Do you think she has a special top secret encrypted phone on it so as the board can contact her if she's on a long trip? Do you think she has ultra tight leathers that cause crashes on busy junctions? Does she just whoosh away leaving them all to it and give them all a V-sign and shout "Up yours pervert" before she becomes a dot on the horizon?

Been meaning to have a word with you. MY intelligence network have asked me when the moderator will release the handle 'Turnoi' to another poster who wants to use it. I think it's fair if we give you another two weeks to reclaim your old handle. You can't occupy a fake handle forever if you don't use it. We should see what Fifi has to say about this matter. What do other posters think, can we allow its release on a first come first served basis? Fair is fair.