Throw the keyboard in the river, the way to go!

What made you say that? I am not happy with nonsensical remarks which don't fit.

Ordered this today. I've put in a new long washing line using natural rope and all the correct lashings. Makes me laugh when I see adverts for line tensioners- what the dickens do you want to pay for those when you can do the same with knots? But one of those advertised "Why bovver with cumbersome knots?" That's guaranteed to impress the wretch who only knows how to tie a shoe knot. Even kidnappers these days use sticky tape to tie the hands of a rich man's Dad. Anyway, I digress, this is to keep the grass tidy around the new washing line poles.