well, if i get to choose my own ists, I will go with these

anti-perfectionist
I exist
can't draw a straight line so I am not much of an artist
i love rainy mist
anti-elitist
my wife I have kissed
any i missed?
(I know the last two are not exactly -ists but the pronunciation is thesame in the Midwest USA which is where this poor typist(hey another ist) grew up

Oh, yes, I often try and sometimes succeed in being a humorist