Shao, if this post is the best you can do, please don't bother.

> "For a fresh graduate (am I right?) you seem unlike anyone I
> have met or taught in China."

> Hi Jack, we've millions of Anne Wangs deployed in our territories.
> Our secret weapons to protect our borders againts low self esteem
> bugs like T.C./The New Guy. btw. We also eat bugs of all kinds.

> Hey Anne, instead of asking T.C./The New Guy for a chiguaga dog, ask
> for a tequila bottle. I am sure he knows that, don't know if he can
> afford to bring you one cuz the stupids bosses don't pay him where he
> is. I guess he is a stupid for get caught with stupids.

> T.C./The New Guy, Stay where you are - no need to come to "China
> fighting with some moron".

> That's it. Time to go back to my dinner.

> Shao lin