LMAO...

Too funny.

> Dear Bhudda,

> To test your theory/hypothesis/dogma, I've been sitting here thinking
> "snail" for the last 10 minutes and so far have noticed no
> hint of a shell starting to appear on my back...though my scoliosis
> hasn't improved at all i must say - and i do detect the manifestation
> of a certain sliminess in the crevices, but that could just be one of
> those personal hygiene "issues" as the young people say
> these days, and i really must get around to changing the bathwater.

> to achieve the best results, should i perhaps be thinking in Tibetan
> or some other tongue of that most philosophically and spiritually
> superior region? and if so what would be the most appropriate
> translation for the phrases "lotto winner" and
> "obscenely wealthy layabout"?

> many thanks in advance,

> your most humble disciple,

> Miss Tick.