> EYE M SOREE. EYE GESS EYE HAV A LOT MOAR REEDING AND PRAKTISSINF
> BEEFOUR I BEECUM AS SMART AS ALL OF THEE OTHER INGLISH TEECHERS HEAR.
> I BET THAT EYE AM PROBIBLEE ONE OV THE FYEW HERE THAT AINT IN IT FOUR
> THE MONEE, BUT FOUR THE PEURE SATISSFAKSHUN OF A JOB WELL DUN (but
> apparently not to your standards) EYE APAULOGIZE FOUR MY STOOPID
> NOSHUN TO MAYKE A DIFERINCE. I M NOT AS PURFICT AS THE INGLISH OR THE
> AMAIRIKANS. I AM SOREE FOR MAYKING SUCH A FOOL OV MEYESELF. I GESS
> EYE WILL TAYKE UP BASKIT WEEVING INSTED OV TRYING TO HELP SUMONE
> SUCKSEED WITH A KNU LYFE FULL OV POSIBILLITEES IN HOUR CUNTREES.
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SHAY DERE ...AHM NOITISCHING AH LITTER FRUM YA 'NA AHM VANTIG GIT YER RESSUMME FER AH G-R-A-T-E POSISHUN 'N MOI BILDINK ... JANITOR IS IT! VOT GRATE QWAL-FU-CASHUNS YA GOT! ONLY AHM FORGIT DAH ADD-RESH FROM DAH BILDINK! AS SOON I LOKATE MOI VIFE I SHENT IT ON TI YA! HO-KAY? AHM VANTINK YA CUM VOT MOI CUNTREE HO-KAY? DAH BEER GRATE HEYR! DAH VOMANS GRATE! DAH PAY ... 2 BUBUJEES DEH VEEK!!! DENKS MUTCH 'N GOTT BLESH.