I didn't read your post through, it was too long, hower these two points caught my attention and I homed in on them.

You missed the joke completely. There's been lots of posts on here about the inadequacies of Chinese men and penis size over the years.

You must have noticed by now that I don't go in for that schoolboy stuff, it's pathetic.

You made snide remarks about my wife on DD so I think you are fair game now,

I'm flabbergasted- which poster made snide remarks about your wife!? I'm afraid you're very much wide of the mark this time; it most certainly wasn't me!! It's true you have annoyed me a couple of times but I have never seen you as fair game for an all-out-attack. You are crediting me with too many aliases and you have me down for the wrong one for that occasion. Name that DD poster please.