Well, Esther brought a dicky tummy back from China and has had constant diarrhoea while a fortnight. However yesterday we had her faeces test back and they say there's nothing wrong with; so 'spose it must be fake Chinese diarrhoea- they even fake the runs hahaha!

Today we heard a very nourishing and uplifting lecture at UKIP HQ-local. On the way back we popped into Sainsbury to buy a copy of the Daily Mail..alas see for yourself they have sold out(popular indeed)and only cheap rags left.