Please 'elp me lads, I does not really want to go back to England and I has no choice but to stay in thailand, I do not want to go back to the beach either, please elp me get some food in my belly, thanks in advance lads, I'm an old man, and the beach in thailand is no place for me, but better than cold concrete floor in cold and damp manchester. Please lads, buy me book if you can like, it's the last chance for an old geeza like me, elp if you can, please.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0dtzHXR81X8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n9CN6dN4uzY

The videos on this thing called youtube explain why I need help.'Elp me please...