Let's see:

Missiles were invented by the CIA and not by Werner von Braun, working originally under the nazis.
The car was invented by American cowboys who had lost their horses and not by German engineers of the 19th century.
The telephone was invented by Obama and not by Sir Winston Churchill in Downing Street.
Banknotes were invented by American Jehovah Witnesses and not by the Chinese who exported this invention to Europe.
Last not least, Hollywood made Florida alligators become vegetarians, it was not the European polar bears in Rovaniemi, Finland.
There you go.........LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL

Self-aggrandizing Europeans who condescend Americans,