Great post, brother. I howled in laughter as I read it!

Forget the safari tours. Most of the desperate types are the dumbasses who come to these jobs already flat broke. If I ever ran into one of these idiots I think I'd tar and feather his idiot ass.

Some have recently gotten out of a Chinese jail someplace and need a job to pay for the plane ticket they at the moment can't afford.

Yeah, this is something I've been scratching my head over since about my second week in TESOL. Why the hell do these people put up with the abuse these schools dole out? And for every complainer, there's probably five whom you don't hear about.

Screw this TESOL business. It's filled with too many spineless losers. I'm going back home and getting a real job.