You better keep to baking pies with flies.

It's that 'Baker' who may or may not bake flies with pies. The only thing I'll be baking tonight is bingzi (bought an electric bingzi cooker actually for £15) Got to work out what type of stuffing Candy would like (she's coming) She's coming purely to spill out her marital problems and I certainly won't be stupid enough to ask again for a kiss, because I for one do not believe in harassment. I need to keep her onside because I must keep this job. She doesn't think much of my teaching but I am serving a purpose for her.

For your information my degree will not be fake, I would have earned it by the time my contract ends and she won't give it to me before that. Candy says i will be able to get a job anywhere in China with my degree- it's a Chinese degree I suppose- but if I cooperate and improve she will extend my contract...long way off though.