Yes, and pigs might fly. Do you really think anyone believes the rubbish you write on here?

Even if "Linda" really did exist I would tell her to get off her lazy arse, get a job and fund this small business herself.

I won't be taking any advice from you as how to handle women ,that's for sure heeheeheee. My approach is gentler than yours...even honester. Candy stayed over last night but over toast and marmalade in bed this morning I told her quite honestly that I intended to propose to another young lady. Candy is 32 and in that more suitable than 19 nearly 20. But, not as if she is telling me she will leave her spermless husband. I have to get what i can at my age and financial status.