Chinese girls are too demanding and selfish,

Chinese women don't want to have a simple life,

British women stink of fish and chips. French women never shave their armpits. German women beat their children. Italian women hate their philandering men and are closet lesbians. U.S. women are too fat to perform coitus face to face. Brazilian women have inverted nipples. Japanese women have huge calves that rub together when they walk.

Infantile stereotypes of women inform us about the writer. Women as individuals are as unique, wondrous and diverse as men.