This can only be written by a man who's so limited in experience, so naive or witless, so strangely ignorant of the ways of women that he's suspended in a 'white knight fantasy' phase of life we association to dateless high school seniors and 1st year college boys.

'wondrous' indeed. Other words better describing your view of women might be 'wondering about', curious, confused, perplexed, as if it were some foreign world of mystery. Ignorant. Not aware. Bewildered why comic book women and fantasy women (written by other men) aren't as plentiful in your real daily life. They must be somewhere.

'Amused' lives in a world of make-believe wonderment. Of theoretical white-knighting, a world where he is their 'friend' and while they wait for their boyfriends he calls them 'M'lady' and puts on ridiculous 'chivalrous' displays. Then goes home alone.

And disqualifying a woman's culture isn't exactly a compliment after all, Mr.Amused. Be careful about doing that in real life.