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13) You are certain that your inability to find female companionship is due to the depraved nature of Chinese woman.

14) Your Western Exceptionalism is made manifest in your relentless 'constructive' criticism of Chinese education, government, and human behavior.

15) Despite your entertaining, informative and motivational teaching skills, your lazy students fail to appreciate your wisdom.