Newsflash, Einstein, I am a woman.

I doubt it but it would square with your inability to understand how men (real ones) deal with women.

and that you are
an expert on women.

I'm an expert on how men will have relationships with women. I don't think I ever kept count but I'd be well over 50 relationships at this point. that makes me an expert.

So, feel free to ask me any questions. I might even be able to help you come across less like a gay man and more like a grown-up woman!