Talking of the lovely Beyonce, I gotta tell you this........

To be honest, it was one of those 'you-really-had-to-be-there' moments, but hopefully you may find it amusing.

There is a new 'deecher' in our midst. He is from 'Sith Iffrika' and we affectionately refer to him as 'Porky'. The reason should be quite clear to anyone who has worked with 'Sith Iffrikun' people, because their accent is horrendous. Instead of 'Park my car' they say, 'Pork my core'.

Anyway, he's been in China for all of 30 seconds and even though it's his first time, he has already mastered the language, (or so he likes to tell people)

In order to further his Chinese-language study, he asked a question. 'Why do all Chinese people say 'Beyonce'?'

When pressed for further clarification as to what the hell he was dribbling-on about, he came out with the following remark.

'Every time I say 'xie xie' to a Chinese person, they reply by saying 'Beyonce'

You couldn't make it up, lol...............