I have never personally been called a foreign dog. I was referring to posters in and around railway stations that attempt to reflect the government attitude towards westerners coming to China to try to steal state secrets.

So as usual, I decided to write what I thought was a somewhat lighthearted approach.

Every country has it's negatives, but for me at least, the positives in China far outweigh some of the rude behaviour that we often encounter.

As for swearing, haha - no problem! Ask and British person and they will confirm that we often have this in-bred attitude towards learning how to swear in the language of any country we visit.

A good British friend of mine is so proud of the fact that he can say 'F*ck You!' in 12 different languages, lol.