Makes perfect sense to me

We have had our laptop fixed, and one of the first things my wife announced and makes sense to her is you can trust Trump because he has blond hair. The same is true of Boris Johnson she says. If he says Britain should leave the EU we should do so. The Chinese are very keen on Boris since he turned up at the Olympics.

Just had a row here. The Dad wanted to buy into our flat and have his name put on the contract. i said I will accept his money as a token of friendship but he can't have his name on any deeds. Reminding them that I have blond hair too seemed to smooth things over. Blond hairs should take over the world.