No, people with blond hair are not to be trusted. In my country, there is a prejudice saying that blond-haired people are stupid. Jack the Ripper had blond hair. I have almost no hair left, and I was recently told by an Australian kangaroo that bald people are the most intelligent people in the world! Therefore, all the power to bald people!.....Haha

I take hairception to that! How do you know The Ripper was blond?

I've heard that baldies are loaded with testosterone? And that they never need to pink-room it? And that sex-wise the bald can go where no bold men have ever been before; is that true?