No, you don't have any better things to do.

It's important that you understand how stupid that sounds, what a mistake it is, how embarrassingly bad that really is.

Next you should try and explain why you use 'dancing monkey' wrong all the time. This is another mistake you make and follow up with arrogant chortling.

Again, it really is funny but not in the way or direction you think it works. It's like a joke on yourself. The funniest thing is you still can't figure out why is a joke on your own self lol