Deans of two Chinese universities have told me that the new 'Foreign Teacher' that they choose to recruit is a Chinese citizen who has studied and worked in the U.S. or Australia or England. Years in the West have honed their oral English ability (in the opinion of the Chinese academics) and they are already imbued with Chinese culture and values. The decline of the Western economies and the inflamed Western intolerance towards immigrants motivates these 华侨 to head home. Most universities in China have had enough of drunken, licentious, marginally literate FTs. Social media has educated parents about the incompetence and antics of these Western misfits. A White Face in China is no longer a teaching credential.