I know it looks like I have been to visit a public toilet but this is the building to legalise something. Dr Turnoi or Phb person will tell you what it says exactly.

Inside they had the cheek to ask the wife to translate my passport. She said yes, in spite of not being able to read, speak or write English. The biggest English sentence she can muster is some gardening English "whats this growing in the bed, big boy?" But she knows what squiggly lines means what in my passport.

The fee was 210 yuan. After all that trouble I have decided to have my name on the property after all.

After that we had some tasty fried dumplings. Then went to buy wife new mobile fo 90 yuan, on account of baby throwing hers down the toilet. We are now cooling off in doom before taking brothers child back to village. One child shittong on seats is enough.