I also wonder at Amused and her turn of phrase 'putrid immolation', which I echoed in my reply in order to amuse her. She refers to pornography yet her feeble attempt to convince us she ate a thesaurus for supper leaves one a tad confused.
The word 'immolation' means to be consumed by fire, and as such has no relevance in her context.
If, like Turnip, English was her second language, then one may find forgiveness. But then again, Noah Webster has a lot to answer for because most Brits regard Americans as ESL anyway.....

After all, they can't even pronounce Aluminium correctly - haha.......