I heard there were Tesco stores in China but haven't seen one yet- thank god.

Why do you say 'thank God"? What's wrong with Tesco? I thought Geordies liked TESCOs

Walmart do reductions; two packets of cheese for the price of one.

Lack of details. What kind of cheese, and what's the price? Phily cheese or cottage cheese ain't cheese imo. Processed cheese, is a different animal from mature cheese. Kind of like comparing bright beer to real ale, u know what I mean?

You need to be English, Scottish, Welsh, or from English speaking ex-colonies to appreciate the power of Mr Bean as a speaking aid-although the odd foreigner like amused or Turnoi would be up to standard.

Okay mate, I have no problem with what u say about that Mr Bean stuff. Clearly u are unhappy that I WON'T agree with u. ThAT'S THE WAY THE COOKIE CRUMBLES!

Your walls and ceiling-do you,can you buy emulsion paint or do you use distemper. My freshly distempered wall got splattered with bacon fat today-what to do?

Haven't a clue, mate!