I'm sure not all South Africans speak bad English, as I'm also sure not all Aussies speak
good English.

Pack it in, mate. Stop showing yourself up by posting ignorant crap!

I have a white South African colleague to whom I gave the nickname 'Porky' - as in 'Pork your core'. He's fine with it and everyone in the office now refers to him, and calls him, Porky!

I guess sometimes I forget that not everyone has a sense of humour mate, at least certainly not one as warped as mine, lol.

No offence was intended - just a bit of banter!