I know what it's like when manhole covers clunk into place. They can be cumbersome if you've had a few and a fight in the pub. I also know what it's like if you go home from years in Hong Kong and somebody steals your identity and mates on the forum- just saying like.

Not trying to be funny but recent weeks back home in Bolton did make me realise that I had China and the Chinese wrong all those years. I am nicely settled in Jinan now my Chinese bosses are champion as is my new girlfriend. It's good coming out of a long dark tunnel and seeing the light. Good luck to you mate, but I am glad I can move back. Cheers+beers SMG