He may be a cheap confectionery poster, but he's no fool.

To determine the real fools on this planet, one has to look no further than US currency bills. 'In God We Trust'.

You see, what Americans don't understand is that God really doesn't like them. To prove this, he gave Brits an innate ability to use sarcasm purely and simply to annoy and confuse Americans, Canadians, and every other non-British race on the planet.

Taffy may be a 'Brit', but he's Welsh. Welsh people are often slow-developers when it comes down to their 'sarcasm gene'. This development is inhibited by their 'sheep gene'. You see, people from 'The Valleys' not only have a 'sheep gene', but, in the event of an accident, it allows them to be fully capable of accepting a blood transfusion from 'Flossy' herself.

In the same way as a 14-year old girl's breasts are still developing, Taffy's sarcasm gene is still developing.

Anyone who reads Taffy's posts, and takes them seriously, is the fool. Taffy is just practicing using his sarcasm gene.

Keep on practicing, Boyo, you'll get there in the end, lol.