To begin with, my wife was gonna buy a cutthroat razor and a leather strap to keep it sharp. However, I could have ended up having my throat cut before she had gotten the hang of using it! Fortunately, I managed to talk her out of it.

Re her hairdressing skills. Not bad, and she made me look like a monk about 15 years ago. Not bad in China as monks are respected here. A bowl on my head turned upside down let her cut my hair to reflect that unique style. That was before, when I had lots of hair! But now my hair has a parting, and I'm thin on top!