I've gotta be honest and say that I do sometimes agree with what Pigsy says about Chinese women having kids.

With their traditional attitude towards sex, the fact that they manage to have kids is quite inCONCEIVABLE. Add to that the fact that getting inside their underwear is so difficult because it's often imPREGNABLE, and if it's not, the women themselves are often quite unBEARABLE..

Oh come on.....there's gotta be a joke in there somewhere!