I agree with your last sentence about criticizing other people's English.

And your "His writing is like a bad toupee" is very funny! I love it.

I would like to comment on your "why is idiotic writing amusing?" During the busy portion of my working life, I had to attend my share of functions where we are supposed to know which of 3 forks to use first, things like that. I have been very busy in the last decade getting rid of those layers of "civilization" that I had to study and wear like a cloak... And now I enjoy going to a place like Neptune's Net or the Rock Store (you know? in Malibu), putting my feet on the table on the terrace while throwing french fries to the seagulls, eating from a paper plate, drinking a beer from the bottle: It refreshes my soul. It cuts all the bullshit. Coming back to your question about Taffy's idiotic writing: Reading his writing does the same to me. Reading Taffy is like dropping the fork (a recent invention, a mere 500 years, not yet in our DNA), eating with my fingers and wiping my lips with the back of my hand. Like Fifi just wrote "Love you, Taffy".