What's happened is this, Blow-Her-Own-Trumpey. You inherited granddad's excavating shovel and
you have been excavating in bogs-of-self-delusion as opposed to hallowed halls of
learning. You have filled up a whole wheelbarrow-full of random English words which you
use with gay-abandon. Sadly you don't completely know what all of the words mean and
consequently how to use them. You are capable of writing standard pigs-ear-English,
which positively doesn't impress me. Now am I right or am I right?

Apparently you are not aware that you write this way. Bogs, wheelbarrows, pig ears.
Jesus was born in a manger too, Daffy, but he didn't feel the need to preach like a hayseed.