On his final night, Pigsy was in a bar in Pattaya when he met this really pretty girl.
The one thing that Pigsy was particularly attracted to, was her eyes.

After plying her with copious amounts of alcohol, Pigsy was able to convince her to accompany him back to his hotel room.

After quickly getting down to 'business', Pigsy couldn't stop looking at one of her eyes, it was so stunningly beautiful.

'Why you look my eye?', she asked, curiously.
'It's really beautiful', slurred Pigsy.
'It's not real', she said, 'It's made of glass.'

'Wow', said the Pig, 'Can you take it out?'

'Sure', she said, pulling out this beautiful little glass ball.

Pigsy was overwhelmed.
Suddenly he felt this deep desire to 'make love' to her eye socket, so he asked her.

'Why not?' she said, 'I'll try anything once'

Pigsy set about the 'task', but became so quickly aroused that it didn't exactly last long.

'Wow, that was the BEST sex I have ever had in my life', said Pigsy 'It's a shame that I will go back to Australia tomorrow, but I'll be back in a few weeks, can we meet up again?'

'Most definitely', she said, holding out her hand to relieve Pigsy of his filthy lucre, (...........wait for it...........) 'I'll keep my eye out for you!'