At least a time travel claiming professor would be different and maybe interesting;

Nah, the guy was a complete narcissistic fruit-loop. So much so that he would actually make Pigsy look almost human, lol.

I thought about you last night, Taffy. Not in a gay-way or anything, but because Friday night is your 'drinkies-night', right?

Wal-Mart are doing a litre bottle of scotch for RMB68, so I picked one up on my way home around 9.30pm last night.

Looking forward to a couple of 'hot-toddies' before bed, (lemon, honey, whiskey and hot water), but as I walked into my apartment the cheap-shit Wal-Mart plastic carrier bag split open and the said bottle crashed to the floor. There were no survivors! One whole litre of delicious Scottish wine all over my floor. For some strange reason I thought, 'What would Taffy do now? Maybe he would get down on his knees and lick?' haha.
I was not happy !