It always makes me smile when someone slips into a conversation that they went to church. It's like people who drive around with a "baby on board" sticker on their bumper, you know, the one they later swap for a "fish" just to tell the world that they are a Christian as if they deserve some extra respect.

The truth is that they are all a bunch of hypocrites because they rape, pillage, and abuse people all week then repent of all their sins on Sunday when they hang around with all the other hypocrites and sing songs to some bloke who's been dead for two thousand years.

I tried it once. When I was a kid I asked God for a bike, but someone said God doesn't work that way so I stole a bike then asked God for forgiveness. Isn't church wonderful? I wonder if Pigsy goes there to repent every time he comes back from rooting Pattayan princesses.....

Welcome back to China!