I know you corrected me once for using "pedophile"
instead of peadophile, thanks for that.

Blind-leading-the-blind? You couldn't spell it correctly the second time....it's paedophile in British English and 'pedophile' in American English.

As for your 'colonial English', you should stick to 'peedo' along with 'rego', 'traino', 'bottle-o', 'arvo', etc, and the 'blodfather' should stick to changing light bulbs, lol (or should that be light 'globes'?)