Correct, I am also on several other sites, hehe! I am so glad I am able to impart my style and knowledge and wisdom to others.

You seem to be stressed out: Go get a new pair of Birkenstocks ( Havana or Arizona ) is good choice, get a nice watch ( Omega Speedmaster Mk 2 is good ).
get a few nice denim shorts, 7 oversize white T-shirts ( not V neck ).

Buy a plane ticket to Bangkok, book some accommodation in Pattaya ( LK Renaissance is good choice )

You can be like me. I can imagine, soon I'll be in Soi Chaiyapoon or Soi Dianna, I can imagine, 10 am in the morning, full English breakfast,
Chang or Singha beer in hand, then another, and another.

After about 1 pm, pretty ladies, "hey handsum/handsurm man, where you go?" "I stay with you". "What you do now".

It's so cool, haha!