No, actually it's the introduction to my CV. Self praise. Gotta love it. Has a nice ring to it, don't you think? I thought about beerguzzlingfatbelliedsexstarveduneducatedbignoseddimwit, but it just didn't seem to have the impact I was looking for - even though said qualities seem to get jobs for a lot of people here. Oh that's right, they falsified their documents. Maybe I better rethink this whole thing.